- adults: so what do you want to do with your life?
- me: i just wanna [OPENING GUITAR RIFF OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S "I'M NOT OKAY"]
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet